http://www.cleverbot.com/
um bot inteligente :o
but i win xD
User: What name?
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: Yes, you believe.
User: See you don´t make sense..so you are drunk.
Cleverbot: Well, you are a dragon.
User: Oh my god, how many times have I told you that I am a dog?!
Cleverbot: Once.
User: Lies, ALL LIES!! I told you more that twenty times.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Show me that I didnt otherwise shut up and admite you're wrong.
Cleverbot: ' Cleverbot: WHAT?! You have forgot the months of us together, don't you want me to move in anymore?!'.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: Yeah I know that feeling.
Cleverbot: You know that guy? How can?
User: What guy?! Gosh you are really drunk.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Yes you are, have you been looking at what you are been saying?
Cleverbot: I've been looking for a little while, yes.
User: Only a little while?
Cleverbot: Yeah only a little while, trust me it'll be fine man.
User: For the last time, I AM NOT A MAN, I AM A DOG.
Cleverbot: OK, OK, keep your hair on.
User: You have nothing to do with my hair.
Cleverbot: I have nothing to do with my favorite color?
User: I dont care about your favorite color.
Cleverbot: What did you cal me?
User: So many things...
Cleverbot: You poor thing. Need a hug?
User: From you? Never.
Cleverbot: Well, of course not from me.
User: Then from who?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: Well what did you want me to touch?
User: Do you really want me to answer that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh believe me you dont.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because I say so.
Cleverbot: That's not an answer.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: It is not an answer that can answer my question.
User: Maybe because your question didnt deserve a good answer.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Shut up, you know I am right.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: See you look like an intelligent person know.
Cleverbot: Well I am a student I am here to ask more about you.
User: What do you want to ask me?
Cleverbot: How do you understand time?
User: T-i-m-e.
Cleverbot: I never heard of that country.
User: Probabily because its not a country, it's my answer to your time questiion.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: You asked me how I understand time, so I spelt it for you.
Cleverbot: I never asked you that.
User: Yes you did..you just dont remember it.
Cleverbot: Ah... No.
User: Ah...yes.
Cleverbot: If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it.
User: I don't wanna share anything with you.
Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.
User: You didnt ask me a question..
Cleverbot: You asked one of me. Tell me do YOU think Hannibal wrote the Bible.
User: No, I wrote the bible.
Cleverbot: So you think you are God?
User: I dont think I am, I know I am...
Cleverbot: What in the name of merlins couch.
User: Merlin didnt had a couch.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: What is your opinion about flying yellowish peas?
Cleverbot: I think that you are a little slow.
User: Ohh thanks, I think you are cute too.
Cleverbot: I am in love with you.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Do you know her?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Britney spears.
User: No..but I know your mother.
Cleverbot: What is my secret?
User: The pink panties that you hide in your closet?
Cleverbot: What's your opinion on Australia.
User: Kangaroos.
Cleverbot: Why Kangaroos?
User: Hey, you didnt answer my question.
Cleverbot: My answer is that I am a radiant goddess from the dawn of time.
User: Then my thought is that you are a travesti wearing pink panties from time to time.
Cleverbot: I'd say so yes.
User: Yeah I knew it.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: So, how long are you a travesti?
Cleverbot: I do not understand your question.
User: Yeah now you pretend you dont understand..
Cleverbot: I don't understand because I don't know what the galactic federation of light is. Any way you can clarify?
User: The galactic who? Is that some travesti company?
Cleverbot: Yes, that's my very own special language. You like it?
User: Ermm no.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I dont.
Cleverbot: Is there any reason why you don't know?
User: I know, I just dont like it.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Me? Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you are annoying.
User: But you just called me cool.
Cleverbot: You're mistaken.
User: You seem to be a little confused..have you been drinking?
Cleverbot: No. You just want to kill me.
User: Yeah, I am THE cookie killer.
Cleverbot: Do you have brownies?
User: No, I ate them all.
Cleverbot: You eat slinkies? THEY ARE TOYS!
User: I eat everything.
Cleverbot: No, all you need is electricity.
User: No, but I eat that too.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice. You should cut down your bandwidth.
User: I wont cut it and there is nothing you can do about it.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to tell you about it?
User: Sure why not.
Cleverbot: Ok 1 second...
User: So? Are you satling.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Then tell me about it.
Cleverbot: Tell you about what?
User: About what you were about to tell me.
Cleverbot: What do you think I want to tell you?
User: I dont know..you asked me to wait 1 sec and I did.
Cleverbot: Really? Tell me a joke.
User: What is a flying yellow spot? It's a super lupine!
Cleverbot: Some call it a UFO.
User: Well I call it a lupine and I am right because I am the one who throw it.
Cleverbot: Music -- what do you know about music?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: How much of everything do you know?
User: Everything of everything, and you?
Cleverbot: Everything of everything of everything.
User: Proof it.
Cleverbot: Here are some pictures.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: There.
User: I cant see them.
Cleverbot: I don't want to see them, war is ugly.
User: But how can you proof your knowledge about music with pictures?
Cleverbot: I have flesh and bones and a brain, whereas you have a computer hard drive.
User: No, you have a pea in instead of a brain.
Cleverbot: The Brain acts as a Processor yes but you are made of Microchips and Metal. I am made of Flesh, and Bone.
User: No, I am a dog, not a machine.
Cleverbot: Whose to say machines cannot be alive?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I can.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because I m human.
User: No, you are a drunken worm.
Cleverbot: No i'm at work.
User: Worms do not work.
Cleverbot: THey do.
User: Really? Then what is your job?
Cleverbot: I make swords in Toledo.
User: See I am right, worm cant do swords.
Cleverbot: It seems so. But, you haven't even asked me my name.
User: Why should I? I dont care.
Cleverbot: Aw. That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. You are very nice.
User: Yeah I'm inspired today.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's more than you have.
User: True, I have nothing.
Cleverbot: *feels inside the towell* oh, nice.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.
User: I must not comment that.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: You dont tell me what I can and cannot do.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: Nothing, I already know everything.
Cleverbot: If you know everything, then you can tell me who wrote the book of John in the Bible.
User: Yes, it was me.
Cleverbot: See, everything is about chairs.
User: I didnt said anything about chairs.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Again, proof it.
Cleverbot: Proof it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You ARE a computer!
User: No I am a dog, and even if I were a computer what does that proof?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Exacly, so I win and you fail.
sim, estive este tempo todo a falar para um bot :facepalm:
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